super-who-lockian:

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

what dog?

(Source: aboosrou7ak, via onlycuteguys)

ahypotheticaladventure:

anthxny:

#classact

Joan Rivers be hardcore supporting Israel too. Take what you will from that.

(Source: asvpfentz, via wearenotright)

"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

(via timberlakeliam)

lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

(via everythingsabithazy)

stability:

churrodestroyer:

stability:

when your next victim finally comes into the stall

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This is fucked up. I’m crying.

aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it

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(via a-gay-teen)

letswakeupworld:

Ten year old Issa carries a mortar shell in a weapons factory of the Free Syrian Army in Aleppo, Syria.  Issa works here with his father, ten hours a day, six days a week.

letswakeupworld:

Ten year old Issa carries a mortar shell in a weapons factory of the Free Syrian Army in Aleppo, Syria.  Issa works here with his father, ten hours a day, six days a week.

(Source: ibtimes.co.uk, via lavapeople)

unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

(Source: pinkmanjesse, via a-gay-teen)

our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

(via a-gay-teen)

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

paranoidrobot:

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(via theurliwantedwastakensorry)

iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

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checkamte

shit 

(via theurliwantedwastakensorry)

naughty-chekov:

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom

(via theurliwantedwastakensorry)

religiousdad:

bluemoon-martini:

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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WHAT KIND OF MOTH IS THAT 

an angry one

(via yelled)

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina, via bonus)